A bit of nonsense, and hackneyed at that...
Gimme Some of that Song and Dance
Did ya' hear the one about
the young whipppersnapper?
Fell for some pretty young thing.
I mean to tell ya',
fell for her hook, line, and sinker.
'Course, it's all water under the bridge now,
but it wasn't a pretty sight.
Un uh, a real tale o' woe.
They say opposites attract
He was from some little one horse town
out in the boon docks,
was slower'n molasses in January,
had the first nickel he ever earned.
So ugly he'd make a freight train take a dirt road.
Didn't have a pot or a window to throw it out of.
was from La-La land and the bright lights,
Faster'n greased lightning,